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WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
Red Alert is green signal to development
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: Movie Review
Topic: Money and honey

MAOIST and Naxal killings are now coming closer to our cities, according to latest intelligence reports. And Bollywood is going into the hinterland to find out what went wrong in the villages for people to be carried away by the violence. It takes some guts to break the cast and take an opposite view, and that is what director Anant Mahadevan’s latest flick is all about. 

Red Alert, unlike most Bollywood movies, dares to take a violence-is-not-romantic thrust and is powerfully delivered. The characterisation of the protagonist played by Suniel Shetty, of an indigent villager trying to eke out an earning out of odd jobs is almost convincing, except for his gym-toned biceps. 

The movie’s final moments preserve the unpredictability, but the pro-development message is not lost on the viewers, even if it is targeted at the city audience. Wonder, how many people in Indian villages will get the chance or make the choice of watching the movie, but the idea seems to be about engaging the middle and upper middle class city-dwellers, who are so influential in government policy making. 

In the aftermath of Union Home Minister P Chidambaram’s open admission that he was not able to take appropriate action against Naxal violence for dissenting voices in his party, it is not clear if the film deliberately has taken a dig at the haphazard way the local police and Central Reserve Police Force (CRPF) have been playing a cat and mouse game, often resulting in CRPF jawans getting killed in large numbers. 

But the extreme Left philosophy of violence, which is quite often misdirected at soft targets, is torn to smithereens. The corporate world has always been at the receiving end of the Left philosophy. 

Though the film does not go all out to defend rampant industrial development at the cost of the poor land-owners, the moral of the story that comes out loud is that wealth creation and distribution is the panacea for most societal ills. "Employment for the youth, State support for entrepreneurship and a peaceful lifestyle can wean away poor people from the treachery of Naxalism", says Vinod Khanna as a Naxalite-turned-entrepreneur. What the movie intends to do knowingly and inadvertently, is to propagate the idea of change, a change in the middle-class thinking.

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Posted by Anil Nair at 2:14 AM
Sunday, 18 July 2010
Chandni Bar
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Mumbai is real estate scandal capital
Topic: Real Estate Conundrum
In the late 90s there was this controversial restaurant at Churchgate in Mumbai which had an on-going pitched battle with the residents of the same building over the illegality of its expansion plans. The restaurant had gradually encroached on the pavement, and despite the residents’ clamour the municipality did nothing to bring the erring restaurant owners to book. The effects of hafta looked so obvious.
 
The story died a natural death in the media after the first few weeks of intense reporting. A few days ago, when Aditya Dube, all of seven years, went flinging down six floors and crashed to death because the restaurant had put some make-shift asbestos on the floor on which the kid stood, history was repeated.
 
Many of the restaurants in Mumbai have scores of illegal activities, and just as real estate business or Bollywood movies where accounting standards are followed by few and far between, only because there is so much leeway to fudge numbers. One restaurant owner from Mumbai’s suburb Mulund told this reporter that the food that is “made and sold in any restaurant can never be quantified in terms of plates or glasses”. So there is this natural proclivity to cook up the books and evade taxes.

Evasion of taxes comes with its set of spin-off effects, and that is mostly to do with sharing the booty. Restaurants in Mumbai which have special rooms for police and other 'trouble-making' authorities, are common in Mumbai. And so is the sight of police jeeps on their evening patrol taking away crates of beer bottles from bars and restaurants. 

Some years ago a Bollywood movie by the name Chandni Bar created so much of a moral turpitude that taxi drivers in Mumbai would refuse young college-goers a ride to the nearest bar in the evening. Though the movie, as Mahesh Manjrekar is wont to, has a strong moral message, some of the scenes were revolting. The protagonist – an upright police officer, is shown slapping customers having beer at the ladies bar, because according him, it is immoral to drink in such a joint!

What Bollywood missed is the real story in such restaurants. The sleaze is in the money that is earned, deployed and exchanged. Customer taste, as in any city’s night life, is not the real issue. Just as the illegality of It’s Mirchi, the sixth floor restaurant from which the seven year-old Aditya fell to his death, its sister joint in the basement Ramee Guestline also has a lot of worms crawling out.

The police are currently investigating the group’s owners and the board of directors, and “the owners would by default be held responsible for any negligence on the part of the hotel staff”. But knowing the history of such cases, one should not be surprised if it is business as usual after the dust settles. Probably, the hafta this month would be exorbitant. That's it.
 
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Posted by Anil Nair at 11:03 AM
Monday, 14 June 2010
Man in the mirror
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: Devil's Advocate
Topic: INDIAN HYPOCRISY
So the three villains this month were Narendra Modi, Warren Anderson and Tony Hayward, and I don’t know if it is in that order. Warren Anderson, former CEO of Union Carbide, is all of 89 years old, retired in his luxury villa. Wonder why it took so long for the judges to come to this conclusion that Warren is actually not culpable. Compare this with the Ajmal Kasab’s case. If the judiciary wants, it can get the verdict out in just a year. If not, the case can be dragged on and on, and don’t be surprised with the verdicts being handed down to the great grand children in their 40s who couldn’t help but snigger at the idiocy of the Indian judiciary.
I remember vividly when the Bhopal gas tragedy took place there were several of my friends whose relations were affected or had a close shave at Bhopal. I was in collage then and as any college-going kid full of idealism, we took to the streets. Warren Anderson had to be hanged, we said.

During a nature trail with about seven close friends in the early 90s to Bhimashankar hills, we ran out of batteries for our Sony Walkman(s) and cameras. We could spot a small grocery vendor at a village at the foot of Bhimashankar hills, whose only protection against the rain and sun, was an awning swaying in the heavy breeze. The shop owner could offer Eveready batteries, and none else. We needed all the stock he had of about 12 batteries. But after almost an hour of heckling with my friends over the chances of our equipment getting damaged because of the abysmal storage conditions at the shop, we did not buy any battery from him. But none of my friends ever came to know that my real concern was not the storage condition of the batteries at the shop but my antipathy towards Union Carbide.
 
I have tried not buying Eveready batteries ever since the tragedy took place as it was manufactured by Union Carbide. I would prefer Nippo over Eveready. Today the world has changed, and Eveready belongs to a different company – and even after Union Carbide sold its battery products division to Ralston Purina Company for $1.4-billion in 1986 I have never bought that brand of batteries since.
 
Just last week when I was in Kerala, an incident took place which left me shaken if not stirred. I was travelling from Angamali to Thrissur by a State Transport bus, much out of choice – it is always good to be with local people in a bus than engage a private vehicle.

Near Chalakudi, the old rickety bus went over a pothole at high speed, the effect of which was enough to send the passengers at the rear end up the air. One of the passengers in the last row who was holding himself steady by keeping his feet under a wooden box, went up in the air along with the rest only to scream in pain when his left foot held under the box, broke. There was no bleeding but the passenger was writhing in pain. It took some effort to convince the bus conductor and the driver that the situation was grave enough for them to seek medical help for the passenger. To cut the long story short, after about half hour at Chalakudi, the victim’s relations turned up to take him to hospital for treatment. Neither the state transport company nor the driver was held culpable for the pain, agony and the expenses of the passenger. What is noticeable is that Kerala is a state so progressive that Nobel laureate Amartya Sen considers it to be a model state.

If Warren Anderson is at the twilight zone of his life trying to figure out everyday if he would be alive till the evening, Indians are past master in the game of procrastination. Incidentally, it is even more surprising to see the international reaction on the BP oil spill off the Mexico coast, where the perfect scapegoat is the CEO Tony Hayward.

Let me give you another analogy, I hold a savings account in a leading British bank, which took 21 days to transfer some ten thousand rupees into the account. It was promised to me that the transfer will take place by the end of day one. When it didn’t happen over the next few days I lodged a formal complaint, and then the bureaucratic juggernaut started to roll. There were at least 8 calls to and fro made to ascertain the status of the transfer of funds. By the end of 20 days I lost my cool and when the conversation become a little uncivilised the transfer was made.

I remember Sucheta Dalal writing in her column in the Indian Express called Different Strokes on how banks and financial institutions involved in stock market dealings use money in transit to dabble in the markets. Today, the settlement period in Indian stock markets has been reduced to T+2, which is by any measure, a world standard. But when it was a month or even a week in the late 90s, the institutions would use the funds from the sale of your stocks to trade in the market and make money on the side.

Now I don’t know if there is a Harshad Mehta lurking in the markets using banks funds to play the stock markets, but the 21-day period taken to transfer funds is unacceptable. And by the way, did anyone lose their job for the muddle in the fund transfer? Then why is that even Barack Obama finds the idea of sacking Tony Hayward a sexy idea to raise his stocks amongst his voters? 

Let’s look at what has happened in the Gulf of Mexico? There has been an oil spill which is unparalleled in the history of mankind. So, everyone is expected to shake their head in indignation and seek justice for the whole lot of living beings in the ocean which have lost their lives or are maimed beyond recognition. Is the indignation a matter of convenience for all of us, just as it is for the US President? The oil and gas industry is the biggest culprit of carbon emission, and global warming will lead to the extinction of mankind sooner than later. Is the oil spill in Mexico a bigger environmental issue than global warming? 

When the world discovered the mad cow or the bird flu disease, what did we do – give up eating that stuff. So when we are so riled up over the oil spill why don’t we simply decide to give up oil and gas consumption?! No one is even suggesting that. Instead we find a perfect fall guy in Tony Hayward, as if by his sacking the evil of oil leakage will be fixed. 

If it is about his culpability, it is too plaintive to think that his sacking will dissuade others from being lackadaisical in taking strong measures to prevent such misadventures in the future. Leakages from an oil rig are only as common as a news channel getting its facts wrong while broadcasting news. How many of us have got away by issuing corrigendum. Once the Time magazine, while writing about our former prime minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee, got every bit of facts wrong – his age, his place of birth, his medical condition, his treatment, et al. It was a classic case of what journalism ought not to be. Did any editor in Time lose his job for that report? Remember, the Mahatma had said quite poignantly, “when you point your forefinger at some one realize that the other three fingers are pointed towards you”. 

And the third case is the most ridiculous of all of them – the Narendra Modi muddle. Nitish Kumar in a public meeting held Modi’s hand up in the air in a show of camaraderie to lustily cheering crowd. Now when Modi has issued ads to prove his secular credential (whatever that means) Kumarsaab is breathing fire and brimstone. Secularism is something I could never understand, just as the term ‘terrorism’. But my point here is plain and simple. If a person is caught by the police, do his past connections, his Facebook friends and phone book records also not become suspect? 

On what ground is Nitish Kumar making such a huge noise. If he was so against Narendrabhai then why did he team up with him earlier? I suspect there is something more to it than meets the eye. The two together must have decided together to create a public ruckus over the issue only to put the Congress in its place. If you see the two have everything to gain and nothing to lose from the public wrangling. So the best thing for all of us again is to go and look at ourselves in the mirror. The message is clear and loud. 

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Posted by Anil Nair at 3:58 PM
Updated: Monday, 14 June 2010 4:17 PM
Saturday, 10 April 2010
Can you be morally correct when you are drunk?
Now Playing: Cans of beer
Topic: And is a spade a shovel?

“There are various ways of looking at it”, said a friend who had recently become the Asia-Pacific chief of the world’s second largest investment firm. He shifted from his New York office to BKC, much to the chagrin of his wife. But his trepidation didn’t end there. The brazen sweet-heart deals across real estate sector, Indian bureaucracy and its attendant cost and the kick-backs while buying office equipment in private companies stun him. Need to say here that his insight into the world of glitz and glory are beyond reproach. When watching the footage of P.R. Swarup’s address at the North India Offices 2010-12 conference organised by Property World in Delhi, he exulted in disbelief. Swarup, who was the chief guest at our conference, said in his inimitable way that government and Planning Commission figures are usual a matter of theatrics.

 What an office clerk presupposes as Rs10,000 would rise to $1-trillion by the time the estimates reach the Prime Minister.“The bureaucrats don’t understand that there can be a flip side to the story. When the government estimates $1-trillion to flow in by way of investments, from domestic as well as foreign direct investors, the spin-off effect on the economy can be humungous”, my friend said leaning back on his swivel chair. I kept munching the chapattis from his lunch box in mute acquiescence.

“Don’t you understand the government should never be taken at its word? The figures are all a matter of indication; if the same was done by E&Y or McKinsey the real figures would have come out. The government is always given to underplaying the causes as well as the effects”, my friend explained without prompting. “I am getting the drift”, I said again, just to let the conversation flow. “But why don’t people, especially the bureaucrats realize that there is going to be stupendous growth and economic activity directly related to these investments around the country. The aggregate investments and the growth in industrial activity around the infrastructure projects of $1-trillion would anywhere be about $4-5-trillion”.I looked at my friend agape. “That’s so bloody true”, I said adding, “and this kind of money is easy to raise from international players”. The debate went on, with me using all my professional acumen to keep it on even keel.

The evening ended with ice cubes in Budweiser at a pub near Kala Nagar.Two days later I took off with my friend from Schindler elevators for a drive through the old Mumbai-Pune highway. He has a rickety old Fiat Uno, which by comfort levels can compare with a Mercedes. But the ten year-old car had a telling effect on the ride through the tortuous and winding road that once was known for its day-long traffic jams. When we reached a place some ten kilometers away from Lonavla he swerved the car into a narrow muddy road. Minutes later he parked the car on the edge of a cliff.

We got down from the car and spread newspapers on the ground and squatted before they could fly away. I didn't notice my friend had a couple of beer cans with him taken from an ice box in the boot. But before he could stave the cans open I made a rider that he will not be driving back home.“Then who will do it?” he asked.“I will take the wheel”.“But you will be just as drunk as I am”.“Well, don’t be so presumptuous. I am not drinking if I am going to drive”.To cut a long story short, the day didn’t end in a damp squib even after the liquor cans were stuffed away ingloriously. By late evening I drove back to Mumbai and we were both at a former highly placed WTC official’s residence, sober and hearty.

The WTC official's son, who is known for his peccadilloes more than anything else, came inebriated and swaying. I always suspected most of his savings went in bottom-fishing United Breweries stocks. After delving into each other's sex life when we finally ensconced on bean chairs in his room, the WTC official's son talked about the grueling interview sessions he had with foreign players who were out to pitch for infrastructure investments through the IPC he was working for.The US-based global player had too many questions for the WTC official’s son about transparency and delinquency among their Indian counterparts.

Finally, the US based investment firm decided after confabulations with its US counterparts that it was not worth the while to get into major infrastructure deals in India, until they could see a modicum of cleanliness in transactions.“After all, it is illegal for US companies to be caught with their hand in the till in a third country”, said the former WTC official's son. “Sad, India lost another big player from the race. Do you think many will stay out because of India’s record in transparency?

Will we be able to get $-1trillion?” I asked still slightly unsure of the drift.“Naah, impossible. We should be happy if we manage to mobilize even half of that”, he replied promptly.“Who did you talk to in the US investment firm and where was this meeting?”“ His name is Ratish Jyoti, and is vice president. We met at his office at BKC”.Small world.

(As usual, this story though is true, the characters are chosenly part-fictional)


Posted by Anil Nair at 12:01 AM
Thursday, 4 March 2010
For a nail the chariot was lost
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: How did the real estate dream go awry
Topic: And is a spade a shovel?

After having driven a Maruti 800 for over ten years, since he became old enough to have a licence to kill, Sachin decided to graduate to a Mahindra Scorpio. At 28, he was priming to get married, and he “preferred to stay with his parents after marriage” if his wife played ball. When Sadanand, a cloth merchant at Kapda Bazaar met him at Hot Plate, a eatery frequented by mostly students, in suburban Mumbai, Sachin was full of beans. Talking about the high prospects of property sector, home loans, cement and steel prices and the PE ratio of real estate stocks, he convinced Sadanand that he was a sub-broker out to find his next kill.

All through his conversation on that Saturday afternoon when orange juice and tea flowed incessantly, Sadanand stayed distant for long enough to make Sachin uncomfortable. Finally, Sachin sensing Sadanand's discomfiture, told him impishly, “I am not here to sell you anything. Though I am a sales man given to making a pitch every moment of my life, I am a humble HDFC home loan salesman”. His humility was revealed when Sadanand later asked him his monthly earnings. Embarrassingly for Sadanand, Sachin earned more than he did, and that also convinced Sadanand that his words about the industry would turn out to be prophetic. When the waiter in brown and white uniform turned up with the bill Sachin did not make any attempt to pick it up. Sadanand got a lesson in parsimoniousness that day.

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June 7, 2009

Mysore PalaceThe restaurant was dingy, dirty and dark. The smell was obnoxious. The far end of the restaurant had a single chair which meant there never was more than one customer at a time. Rahul disembarked from the bus, after all the passengers did, carrying his backpack in his hand. He saw Sumesh standing near the bookstall with his phone stuck between his head and shoulder and lugging two bags in each hand. Rahul presumed it must be Shailaja on the other end of the phone. This trip to Mysore was a salvage operation planned by Rahul. When Shailaja sent Sumesh the last SMS breaking up their three-year long relationship, Sumesh appeared badly shaken. For days he walked around like a zombie in his office at HSR Layout. At Rx Labs where he worked he had no interest in his latest Hathway project. Then his boss told him to take a vacation for a month. Rahul was equally stunned by Sumesh’s behaviour. Mysore trip was impulsively planned, and worse, inordinately delayed. Yet, the fun was good.
 
When a bus turned in to enter the depot it raised a cloud of dust, and a collection of thin polyethylene bags also went up in the air. Rahul gestured to Sumesh about eating something at the restaurant. Sumesh first raised his eyebrows to express shock at Rahul’s suggestion, then shook his head to refuse the offer. Rahul could not help stop laughing at his idiocy, as Sumesh’s phone fell and went rolling down the hillock. Sumesh dropped the four bags and went scurrying after the phone. Rahul could see his head bob for a while before he disappeared behind the hillock.
 
The restaurant had a gathering of six people, mostly farm workers who had come for their mid-morning cup ofchai. It looked as if they had just stepped out of a puddle of mud, their feet had weed stuck on all sides. The restaurant named after some god of the hills, told a story of age, insouciance and failure of a business model. The decrepit old man who managed the hotel, showed a lot of enterprise running errands to serving piping hot tea in crumbled cups which had frayed rim.
 
Rahul sat down on the only chair in the restaurant, while the farm workers carried on with their conversation in Orriya. They were vacuous, swinging their hands in gestures sometimes obscene and creating a racket. Rahul pretended to be equally indifferent. Minutes later Rahul saw Sumesh come up walking with both feet soiled, holding his shoes in his hands and the phone and the hands-free dangling from his shoulders.
 
“Was it Shailaja?” Rahul asked him without looking up from the Telugu newspaper spread on his table.
 
“Why do you pretend to know everything from Shailaja to Telugu?” Sumesh retorted without much mirth. Sumesh looked hurt, but Rahul did not delve further. Rahul closed the paper even as he sighed. Sumesh had bloodshot eyes, and he tried hard to look cheerful.
 
Second later, the bus driver, after his morning ablutions, also walked into the restaurant bare feet. Rahul and Sumesh listened intently when the driver started to speak in Orriya. They heard him tell the restaurant owner which could have only meant that he was feeling ill. The driver ordered for chai. A moment later he got up after the first sip, and almost on cue Rahul and Sumesh got up to rush to the bus. All the passengers boarded the bus in a single file, and in about more two minutes the rickety old bus was cruising at 60-kmph.
 
“Do you have any whisky left?” Sumesh asked Rahul and even before Rahul could react he continued, “I want some now”. When Rahul sat staring at him, Sumesh pressed his hands into Rahul’s pocket and drew out the small bottle of Director’s Special. He took a long swig. Rahul still looked bewildered. After a long moment, Sumesh finally spoke in low voice:, "my bank is confiscating my flat in Bangalore tomorrow for non-payment of the last five EMIs”. 
 
Three days later when Rahul picked up the Hindustan Times at the Bangalore airport the picture on the front page was very familiar and the story was even more known to him. Sumesh hung himself in his room minutes before the bank impounders came.
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June 13, 2009

Vidhan SoudhaThe bell rang without respite, and Sanket woke up with a start. He looked at himself bleary eyed, he was naked. He pulled the thin bed sheet away and wound it up around his waist. His looked at his phone to check the time – 7.43 am. He looked around but Shailaja had left. The bell rang again before he reached the door. He left it ajar, turned around, went into his bedroom and sat on the edge of bed. The maid servant ambled into the room holding a plastic can and a broom. She glanced at the bottles of beer kept near the door for the scavenger to take away. She twitched her nose impulsively, which was strange as drinking binge was commonplace in Bangalore. Sanket tried to collect his thoughts. His eyelids were drooping.. When the night is eventful, the morning after tends to be benumbing. The maid took over ten minutes to clean up the place, swept the floor with a broom and then swabbed it with a wet cloth, which according to Sanket wasn’t much as he was minimalist in furniture these days – no dining table, no television set – no nothing left.
 
Exactly twelve hours later when Sanket stuck his online ticket under the guard’s nose, he impulsively looked over his shoulders. Sanket entered the concourse and went straight ahead to the Jet Airways counter. The clock behind the counter showed 7.36 pm.
 
“Your flight is on time, sir. Don’t have any check-in baggage?” the woman behind the counter asked impulsively.
“No check-in baggage. Can I know when will I reach London? It seems to be a crowded flight”, Sanket said giving his most reserved smile.
“ Oh, you should be there in London by 5 am local time”.
Sanket thought the girl did not bite the bait as she barely looked up.
 
At twenty minutes past midnight the police broke open Sanket’s room. The flat owner was amongst the policemen who trooped in to check if Sanket was around. There was only a Post It message on the wall facing the main door. It said, “Sorry, can’t pay the rent now. Will try paying on my next visit. Cherios!!!”
 
[This is a true story, but embellished to build narrative interest. Names have been changed for my convenience than anyone else’s]


Posted by Anil Nair at 11:22 PM
Updated: Saturday, 6 March 2010 4:43 PM

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